Chivalry's not dead. A song about true love.... I would still love you if you pissed in my bed Pissed on my head Even if you shot me dead I would still love you if you knocked me out Took away my clout I would still know what you’re about I would still love you if you carried on All night long About somebody who did you wrong I would still love you if you drank all my booze That would be rude But I wouldn’t think you’re a bad dude I would still love ya You are my favourite colour You are my favourite TV show You are my favourite actor You are almost everything to me I won’t deny, I told a lie You couldn’t take another haircut baby It knocked me out Not to be rude, I just don’t think it suits you baby But I still love you with your new haircut You look like a ****, but that’s okay I would still love you if you had no hair Anywhere Even on your head yeah I would still love you if you lied all the time If you made **** up And got really ****ed I would still love you if you made me sad ****ed my dad Although that’d be quite bad But I would still love you You are my favourite pass time You’re my favourite book You are my favourite person You are almost everything to me You are almost everything to me You’re my favourite snack You’re my favourite shirt You’re almost everything to me You’re my favourite meat You’re my favourite thing to eat You’re my favourite style You’re almost everything to me You are my favourite place You have my favourite smile You are my favourite space You’re almost everything to me
Hahahahaha - Wet Leg beat Oasis to Number One album this week...**** off and cry to your mammy ya Gallagher ****ers
