Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Did it dribble or slide inside the neck easily...?

 

An easy slide and three good sperts into the aperture.

 

A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant
As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says
“Our food has arrived! Let’s eat it!”
The wife reminds him“Honey, you always say your prayers at home before eating our dinner!”
The husband says
“That’s at home, but here the chef knows how to cook food.”

 

On the evening before the open, Tyrell Hatton decided to play more golf. He turned up at a Par 3 course close to Portrush, his playing partner, his wife who has just taken the game up. He even paid the £12 each...

 

https://nypost.com/2025/07/17/us-ne...is-martin-wonders-if-theyre-having-an-affair/

 

That made me crease up. Act natural and maybe have a couple of people who know you asking, "wasn't that you"?
React like that, and it goes viral

 

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing her usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,

“You’ve got to make love to me at this very moment!”

My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,

“What was that all about?”

She explained,

“The egg timer’s broken.”

 

Absolutely gorgeous!!