Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

I hope we dont answer and sign up Etikeke 1st and then respond with '**** Off'

 

Ekitike and Isak wearing perm wigs in a video together giving it "hey, hey, hey la, calm down, calm down"

Whilst one slips before getting into a car as he reads the sun newspaper and the other gobs on a little girl.

 

And that’s why you failed your SATs.

 

We're playing Liverpool and it's glorious.

 

All yoir lads have clits

 

Pahahahhahahaha please let this be true

 

That is amazing ****.

They have literally shot themselves in the knuts.

 

I think it is. It’s amazing if it is. No more Saudi money going to Liverspuds.

 

Park Seung-soo flying in for medical. Deal done

 

I haven’t seen them this confident since they signed Gordon last year.

 

I so hope this is true. It really would be funny.

 

I so hope this is true and we just go ****ing balls deep in to this deal and slap the dolla dolla bills y’all on the table for Hugo. Then we do the same with Isak and tie him down to long term deal and double his wages…..and then piss our pants watching the dippers trying peddle Nunez!

 

Would be great, but I fully anticipate Ekitike going to pool. We will move on to other targets.

Unfortunately if both clubs are in fact in for Ekitike one can offer much higher wages and has far more pulling power.

 

Well at least Magdad would be happy.

 

Some of these dippers are quite creepy really. Making things up to fit a narrative. I bet some of them have a picture of him by their bed now. Wouldn’t be surprised if some are camped outside of his house too!

 

Honestly I'd take relegation to the blue square to see them go bust.