I've posted this before, but it could be easily improved, just by amending the while on the eyes to stop it looking so sleepy...
No serious city uses the name of the river it sits beside, some dare to be different. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Shoddy, try estuary. No it's not a laxative. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Isis is indeed a river, it's another name for the Thames, an oldie but a goldie. . The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
The Rubicon, I like to cross it now and again. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
We're on about rivers, not your nocturnal activities down Northumberland Avenue. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.