Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

Apparently he's already agreed personal terms in principle subject to agreement between the clubs.

 

Fabrizio Romano continuing to push the Isak agenda.

He is not for sale despite what your scouse paymasters say

 

So, you agree with the second bit as well then.

 

But saying "no deal" wouldn't get as many clicks as stringing out a "will he, won't he?" message over several days of multiple posts.

 

This is going to be glorious.

Us over the scousers like..

 

Yea i ****ed that up but couldnt be bothered to change it.

 

If it happens and Isak signs that contract. Announce at the same time and a photo of them both together. That would be ultimate ****housery

 

And how glorious it would be to see them both on the score sheet when we play them on the 25th August. What's the scouse equivalent of a 'Fewm-ometer"?

 

I don't know why they are so fascinated, Scousers can't even say "Isak & Ekitike" without spitting at least 4 times.

 

Now that would be a power play..and Al-Rumayyan's face on this gif in the promo video..

 

Announcement video being done by sally the scally this time rather than sammi the skiver

 

Our answer:

 

Hope not, they are mostly Scousers aren't they?
Don't want them announcing anything.

 

Ekitike would have been a target for Liverpool too. They clearly want either one of Isak or Ekitike, not us having both. Just we made the bid first.

 

Meanwhile, it sounds like Atalanta have given the same "not for sale" message to us with regards to Scalvini.

Time to move on from that one. But a new (1st choice) CB has to be a top priority.

 

****ing hell, You'd think it was Chris Tarrant on Who wants to be a millionaire......." Final, Final, Final answer?"

 

It's Fabrizio Romano. King of unreliability.

 

"Can I ask the audience?"