Perhaps a few of them left the porch long enough to take part in mass shootings on the 4th July https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/05/mass-shootings-fatal-accidents-fourth-of-july Friday’s US Independence Day holiday was marked by multiple shootings across the US, including one in Indianapolis that left at least two dead and five wounded as a police chief voiced frustration over the latest acts of violence in his city. Indianapolis metropolitan police chief Chris Bailey told reporters early Saturday morning that the Fourth of July mayhem a day earlier was “completely unacceptable and unnecessary” – and that parents and guardians needed to better control their children. Imagine the mother (no chance of it being the father) of Shaniqua and Deyshawne telling them that they can't go out into the streets and fire guns at people. She'd have as much luck telling them to stop looting or to get a job. But slavery and sheiiiit.
