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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Thanks to my continued abstinence and medical science, you'll be pleased to know I'm as fit as a fiddle. Admittedly, it looked bleak some time ago, but now I'm good for at least another forty or fifty years. My team of specialists and fitness instructors have done me proud.

    Besides, beer and drugs are for ****s and *****s.
     
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  2. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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  3. Diego

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    If they were legal mate they could spend £70 on a ferry from Calais to Dover and cross the channel in safety instead of paying between £5k and £7K on a death trap dinghy.
     
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  4. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    karma for belgian girls, why did they have to bomb the desert and steal rocks from africa

     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Keep trying... there's someone for everyone <ok>
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

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    Is it the one with the big pool? ... if you need a pool cleaner, Simon could do with a job ... <laugh>
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

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    **** off and die you fat baldy short arsed racist ****.
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    That's the paddling pools for the Kiddies.

    Just over the road is the DDay museum, they have a Bayeaux type tapestry there, which is pretty cool.

    The castle to the right was built in the reign of Henry VIII, where he watched Mary Rose sink. There's secret tunnels underneath.
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  10. Diego

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    Manchester is amazing for secret tunnels.
    I have been down many of them on guided tours and they reach for miles.
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    More seething lovely jubilee
     
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  12. Diego

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    So assault of young girls is acceptable now because some folk don't know better or care?

    Just as an aside, we have a hughe shortage of housing stock at the moment yet continue to allow thousands of illegals in per week and give them houses that British born teens have no access to.
     
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    The dopey sod has to pretend to keep up the fantasy and avoid having to admit being wrong. Anyone not at least pissed off by the long term industrial abuse of young girls, and the many other harsh measures carried out by this government on vulnerable people really needs to have a long hard look at themselves and their morals.

    It speaks volumes that they try to use the tragedies and abuse of young girls and back ****s and incompetent politicians and officials just to try to deflect from their own failings.

    It's really not the virtuous look they were hoping for.
     
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  14. Diego

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    Pretty much all the world (unfortunately with certain exceptions) know that in times of crisis the people to get out of harm are Women and children first.
    How many women and children do you see on the "small boats" ?
     
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  15. DMD

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    The English Channel isn't the danger for the women and children, it's the perverts they would be sharing the boats with that they would be most at risk from.

    Anyone using that tragedy for ****s and giggles is beneath contempt.
     
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  17. Diego

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    What the **** do poets or bloggers bring to the country?
    Let's just stick to scientists and doctors yes.
     
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  18. DMD

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    I wonder if the committee have come up with a meaningful criteria to prove someone's a poet or a blogger, or if just identifying as one is enough. Could someone just jot a few words on a piece of paper and declare themselves as a poet, albeit a **** and lazy one. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  19. Diego

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    TBF poetry is in the eye of the reader and is very hard to define.
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    ...after you ...you scabby sphincter plucking old lady's crotch dwelling piss stained amoeba...

    No offence...
     
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