An old man is sitting on a park bench crying and a passer by say's what's wrong, the old man says I have got a 21 year old wife who wants sex in the morning, sex before dinner, sex after dinner, sex before tea and sex before bed, the passer by say's that sounds amazing why are you crying, the old man says, I've forgotten where I live
I only realised that I lived in a bad area when I paid my rent on time and the police came around the next day to ask me where I got the money from.
Anyone saying "Love is more important than money" have clearly never tried paying off a loanshark with a hug.