British Politics spam thread

I had a Findus Lean cuisine chilli con carney & a can of Lilt

 

I’m having pre-dinner drinks then going to have a Waitrose curry as the wife is having something out of the freezer which probably contains offal.

 

Aye but you're okay with other parts of a slaughtered animal.

Hypocritical fat short arsed lefty loony dyke

 

I was wrong, it was chicken adobo but only enough for one. We just drove back from Yaky Da country so relied on the freezer.

 

I never liked liver as a kid and used to leave the bits of kidney in the steak and kidney pie.

 

You'll never like a boner, slag!!

 

I hated liver as a kid and have never eaten it since. Nor kidneys. Think the southern softie cockney ****tahs and lezzers like it though when having a knees up Muvva Brawn around the old joanna, innit. Cor blimey guv.

 

Brawn: not everyone's cup of tea.