Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Some peoples brains are truly amazing.

 

.r

 

Would @dennisboothstash eat there?

 

Vicious ****.



https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/woman-spat-out-razor-blades-10335219

 

Jesus christ. Razor blades in her mouth. Wtf?

 

She has 4 similar previous offences? What, of razor blades in her pants. Is that Sticky Vicky?

 

She's the phantom circumciser.

 

I think all of our brains are truly amazing, even if some of us process info very differently.

This afternoon, true story, my brain managed all the following thoughts, decisions and actions, ultimately ending in a suitable conclusion, all on the space of less than 2 seconds.

{sat at the wheel of the car ready to pull out of my drive, with the road unusually busy for some reason}

• There’s a possible gap for pulling out
• But there is a car coming so it might be a bit tight
• But that car is a flashy blue sports car
• But it isn’t going that fast even though it could
• Doubt they’d want to risk their nice car crashing into my only ok car
• The gap is therefore suitable
• Message sent to hands and feet to pull out in time
• Message sent to right hand to wave to say thank you/sorry to driver of flashy blue car
• Hang on…that registration number looks familiar
• So does the driver
• It’s ****ing Ehab
• Message sent to right hand not to wave
• Hang on is a decision simply not to wave appropriate in the circumstances
• No it isn’t
• Message sent to right hand to flick the Vs instead.
• Message complied with satisfactorily

As you say brains are ****ing incredible.

 

I’d definitely have my photo taken there!

 

Same twat who was lobbing bricks at a bus not that long ago. Sounds like she still needs putting down

 

Nope, although perhaps Tilworth Grange, and places like it, weren't such a bad idea.


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She's clearly mentally ill - now, '''care in the community'', oh what fun we'd have with that topic!

 

She’s not mentally ill she’s just a nasty **** hiding behind the mental health card

 

Big bonfire night tonight in Ireland.

 

Ireland, doubtful.


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cringey bastards

 

Rumour has it Ric built the Belfast one, it's next to a pile of asbestos.


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