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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    It’s a hard life..

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    A doctor's toilet was blocked so he rang the plumber. The plumber said: "It's early hours of the morning can't it wait?" The doc said: "If you were ill I'd have to come out".
    The plumber said: "Fair enough" and called at the docs.
    He lifted the toilet seat and threw in two paracetamol and said: "Give it a few days and if it's still the same give me a call"
     
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    CONFUCIUS SAY:
    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
     
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    He also said that: Man who cooks carotts and peas in the same pot is most unhygenic,
     
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    I was sitting on a bench in the park next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way.

    He said "Up until last week I had it all,a cook who cooked my meals, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed and ironed, I had a roof over my head, TV, Internet, I went to the gym every day the pool, the library and I could still go to school."

    I asked him, "What happened? was it drugs? alcohol? divorce?"

    He replied "Oh no, nothing like that" he said. "No, no....I just got out of prison !"
     
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    We make great mushroom pies here in Oz.................. l can you put you in touch with the cook.
     
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