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    I lost my job in a fish processing plant.

    Gutted!
     
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    I was sitting on a bench in the park next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way.

    He said "Up until last week I had it all,a cook who cooked my meals, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed and ironed, I had a roof over my head, TV, Internet, I went to the gym every day the pool, the library and I could still go to school."

    I asked him, "What happened? was it drugs? alcohol? divorce?"

    He replied "Oh no, nothing like that" he said. "No, no....I just got out of prison !"
     
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    Just been to Boots and asked the assistant if they sold Benylin.

    She replied, "For cough?"

    I said "Steady on love, I only asked!"
     
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