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  1. Montysoptician

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    In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them.
    It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.
    A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting.
     
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    I've just been given sleeping tablets.
    Not sure how to wake them up.
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Two little known facts about the actor Yul Brynner. 1) he never in his life wore aftershave 2) he was a lifelong Liverpool fan.
    Yes, Yul never wore cologne.
     
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    I'm not saying my wife is ugly, but I've quit my job so I don't have to kiss her goodbye in the morning!
     
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    Just went into a shop and said, "Can I pay by card?" The cashier said, "No problem, what card do you have?"
    I said, "The six of spades!"
     
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    How many animals got w*nked off before farmers realised you could only milk some of them?
     
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    My wife is working where there is no internet so every week I send her my love in the post.
    Apparently it nearly always leaks out of the Jiffy Bag before it gets there.
     
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