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  1. Gil T Azell

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    I got called lazy today ......I wouldn't mind but i was right in the middle of taking the Christmas decorations down.
     
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    Same, I had a good chuckle at it.
     
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    Staying up late then ? I've got one can to go
     
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    I went to bed just after I posted, was watching the play off final, again.
     
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    A recent accident in my dry cleaners has left me unable to have sex for at least 3 weeks
    They’ve f*cked my balaclava up !
     
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    I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally sh*t your pants, but he's still making fun of me.
     
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    Why is it that when someone working behind a bar thinks I've had too much to drink, they won't serve me anymore?
    Yet.........
    Macdonalds would ever stop serving fat tw*ts
     
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    My wife used to have an hour glass figure, but sadly the sands f*cking shifted!
     
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    My wife is working late at the hospital tonight so, just before she is due home, I'm going to run a hot bath with her favourite bath salts, light perfumed candles around the rim, and have a nice bottle of champagne chilled and ready.
    Then I'm going to enjoy a long soak while she cooks my dinner.
     
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    I know it’s bragging but when you’ve worked so hard all your life and finally manage to save up to treat yourself, I can’t express how happy I’m feeling!! White was the only colour but it doesn’t matter, I’ve finally got some garden chairs <cheers>
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