A Biker's girlfriend invited him over to her house, and when he got there he found his girlfriend's sister there alone. He sat on the settee waiting for his girlfriend to arrive, and her unbelievable sexy sister sat next to him. A few moments later she whispered to him 'We should have sex while my sister isn't here.' He immediately got up and turned around to head back to his bike . . . . where he found his girlfriend standing next to it. She gives him a big hug and said 'You've won my trust.' Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms stored in your bike.
I've created a reverse ONLY FANS where I send people pictures of my balls until they pay me £14.99 a month to stop.