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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 30, 2025.

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Who would you take with you?

  1. Albino dwarf

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  2. Grotbags

    33.3%
  3. Susan Boyle

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  4. Katie Price

    44.4%
  1. Obi Wan

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    under that there’s a feisty ginger
     
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    These threads are weird.
     
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    Because the person who posts them is weird.
     
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    wouldn't particularly bother me which one it was as I would just shut my eyes and pretend that they were Granny Clampett. :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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    Err, OK. You win the prize for taking one of Chippy's weird threads and making it a whole lot weirder.
     
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  10. Horace Batchelor

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    I didn't get where I am today without being weird :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Are you in an asylum?
     
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  12. Magdad

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    Oh God, your not chippy’s love honey delivery driver are you?

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  13. Horace Batchelor

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    I live in Teesside. Hope that helps! :emoticon-0143-smirk
     
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    Am weird, but not THAT weird!
     
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    The smog on the Tees is all Thee's, all Thee's...
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
    It would be impossible to be THAT weird.
     
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  17. Rum & Black for 2

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    You’ve met Chippy???

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  18. Obi Wan

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    Sadly, yes.
    And I can never unsee it.
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

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    Well, we’ll see who doesn’t sleep tonight, matey.

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