With thanks to ChatGPT... "March On with Stéphan" (To the tune of La Marseillaise) Verse 1: Arise, you loyal Rangers faithful, Our West London hearts ablaze! We fight for hoops in white and blue, With Julien we raise our praise! He’s come with fire from French-born fields, To lift our dreams and guide the shield! He’ll bring the glory, play with pride — With QPR we're side by side! Chorus: March on! March on! Let Loftus Road resound again! With Stéphan leading Rangers strong, We’ll rise, we’ll win — and we belong! Verse 2: Through storm and strife we’ve stood so bold, Our history runs deep and proud. Now eyes look high, no fear we hold, We sing your name out loud! From Paris charm to Shepherd’s Bush, He brings the flair, he brings the push! So raise the flag and chant the name — Julien’s here to win the game! Chorus: March on! March on! Let Loftus Road resound again! With Stéphan leading Rangers strong, We’ll rise, we’ll win — and we belong!
Well, if we ever needed an argument to ban AI there it is. Plus I doubt the capacity of many of our fans to remember anything longer than a haiku.