We’re pregnant with our first child. What? We’re pregnant, aren’t you going to say Congratulations? Who’s pregnant? We are. We are? Your Missus is no doubt. But you’re not. Say Louisa’s pregnant with our first child and I’ll say Congratulations. And later reluctantly attend your baby shower where I will reluctantly hand over the cheapest item from the baby shower itemised email list that you will no doubt thoughtfully provide to me. But I won’t be attending your gender reveal party in the interests of safety as I’d inevitably end up killing someone.
I like to overtake them at speed. I can only imagine how sad they feel not having a blue light to switch on.
You are going to a ********* what? I asked. WTF is a gender reveal party? Why not look at the scan and either keep it to yourselves or just tell everyone? A ******** party???? The person patiently trying to explain it to me, stopped mid-sentence and changed tack. Not for you is it.
