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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    How often do you trim and where do you put the trimmings?

    hotel bathrooms (if well grouted) are my favourite dumping ground.
     
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  2. ToonArmy1892

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    No transfers, no football and sun stroke...this is what happens..
     
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    I sit on the bog the wrong way around and then simply flush away the felled pubes.
     
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  4. Judge Death

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    It happens every year around now
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    You forgot to change which account you were using before you posted that, Chippy.

    :bandit:
     
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  6. Judge Death

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    :afro:
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

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    Transfer whittles or Chippy's thread about pube trimming?
     
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  9. Judge Death

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    Yes and yes
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    same year greyer pubes
     
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  12. Judge Death

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    TMI
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    There would probably be a market for trimmed pubes. Some right perverts out there on the internet and in Ashghanistan.
     
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  14. GodAlmighty

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    Trevs in Italy at the minute mate <laugh>
     
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    Racist


    <wah>
     
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  16. Mowgli311080

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    After finding my 1st grey one, weekly with the clippers, guard off.
     
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  17. G4rdToonArmy

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    Once a year for a trim? :afro:
     
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  18. GodAlmighty

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    At the rate my mrs has to stop mid gobble to pull one out her mouth you’d think I wouldn’t need to anymore <laugh>
     
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  19. Horace Batchelor

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    Bugger, this thread has got me thinking about old Granny Clampett again... :1980_boogie_down: :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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