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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Yet more Lefty Loony gammons roasting in the sun.
     
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  2. Archers Road

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    Do they wheel you up to the window on sunny days?
     
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  3. Willhoops

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    He needs the clouds to shout at.
     
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  4. QuarterMoonII

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    We had our penalty missers all picked out before kickoff but the Krauts forgot about the thirty minutes after the ninety so it never got that far...
     
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  5. QuarterMoonII

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    Nobody is getting three years stir for this one. If Wiltshire Police do anyone it will be for incitement and they will get a slapped wrist and suspended sentence. No room in the prisons as they are full of people that posted on Twatter.

    Never saw/heard a minute of Glastonbury but according to reports Neil Young was sh*te, several acts that I have never heard of were openly anti-White or anti-Semitic but got cheered by the Neanderthals that have been on the p*ss all weekend and smoking funny stuff at the same time; and Rod Stewart was sh*te (but you can pay £1,200 to see him play Las Vegas at some point in the future with Rigor Mortis as the support act).
     
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  6. QuarterMoonII

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    <doh> You should stop taking those hallucinogens and whisper to some different statues. What you might actually have seen was Sir Roderick Stewart, who was born in your neck of the woods.
     
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  7. pompeymeowth

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    It's in Somerset you stupid twat.
     
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  8. Pud

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    Kneecap made a nice quip about “Rod the Prod”(they’re said that as well):

    “Rod Stewart … he’s as old as Isreal for **** sake”

    Paraphrasing a little bit !
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

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    Won't be at Glastonbury... <laugh>
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

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    The brain dead of the Northern Ireland rap scene clearly did not bother to check but Rod Stewart was born in 1945 and the State of Israel was created in 1948, so he is actually older than the modern State of Israel; however, the Kingdom of Israel was long before “Rod the Mod”.
     
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  12. pompeymeowth

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    How could they be so careless?

    They'll never live that down.
     
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  13. Mind The Duck

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    Sure they said "older" but as no-one will own up to watching them we will need to leave it there.
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

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    Yes, so we can all laugh at you conversing with statues.
     
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  15. Easter Road 1980

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    And leave you Lefty Loony white trash gammons to howl at the moon.

    I'm so ****ing glad I am a darkie.
     
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  16. Ponders Revisited

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    Same 'ere, bruv.
     
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  17. Ponders Revisited

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    He looks a bit, er, old to be a trance DJ.

    Time to grow up and get a proper job, I say.
     
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  18. Mind The Duck

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    What is "trance", grandad?
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Mornings before coffee and meds.
     
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