Off Topic I have 2 women who want me!!!!!!!

I think I am moving to Plymouth, sorry no pics

 

If I had a fiver for every bloke who I've heard say that and get captured, I'd be loaded!

 

Good luck! Pricey there mind.

 

she has a house

 

Ask them both to cut your toenails, whichever says yes bin her, she's a desperate lunatic who will expect you to be well groomed.

 

Its too late, its the girl down south, so I have to move

 

I hope she accepts your toenails and doesn't mind the sound of a volisiraptor rattling across her laminate flooring.

 

Do you want to buy some?

 

moving in with her

 

An erect penis has no conscience. Enjoy both.

 

That's a long trip to the Stadium of Light.

 

Have you met her yet or is it like a dating site thing? I’d go with the one 10 miles away personally. You haven’t got far to move when it all goes wrong.

 

I met her when I lived in exeter. known her for about 20 years and we have met up a bit since my relationship here crashed, off to Turkey in August with her, I think the closer one is playing hard to get, so she isnt having me

 

All joking aside, you know that you can only be with one. Go with your heart and let the other one know.

 

I will

 

Go for it then, Wayne. It’s **** up here, anyway. What’s the worst that can happen.

 

2’s not enough when there’s 7 days in a week

 

I am 66 years old, about 20 years ago I had 3 on the go, it would probably kill me now, and I would get their names mixed up

 

Take the 400 mile away one mate, or post the pics and we can run a poll

 

She is just a very nice girl, ticks all the boxes

No pics xx