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Off Topic I have 2 women who want me!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Wayne the Punk, Jun 29, 2025.

  1. Wayne the Punk

    Wayne the Punk Well-Known Member

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    It had to get me to 66, to get here, one lives 10 miles away, the the over one about 400 miles away, I think know what I am doing, any advice?
     
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  2. Crowtree

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    Sunday club was it?
     
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  3. Daz

    Daz Well-Known Member

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    Female bailiffs now? Whatever next!
     
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  4. Daz

    Daz Well-Known Member

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    On a more serious note, one woman is more than enough hassle :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  5. Wayne the Punk

    Wayne the Punk Well-Known Member

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    ****ing right there
     
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  6. Wayne the Punk

    Wayne the Punk Well-Known Member

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    A lot of years ago, I had 3, I was so tired, got there names mixed up :)
     
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  7. Southern A

    Southern A Well-Known Member

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    they’re not close enough to run into each other. Live two lives. Easy.
     
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    Much easier with just the two: left and right.
     
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    Those Paternity cases can get complicated, can't they...
    ...:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  10. Wayne the Punk

    Wayne the Punk Well-Known Member

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    They are both lovely girls, wouldnt like to cheat on either, but that has made me think :)
     
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  11. Nads

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    Choose the one with the best tits.
     
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  12. Wayne the Punk

    Wayne the Punk Well-Known Member

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    will tell tomorrow, not really a tit man
     
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  13. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Aye I’m a booty man to be fair.
     
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    cumbrianmackem Well-Known Member

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    Greedy twat:emoticon-0132-envy:
     
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  15. The Legendary Tongue

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    They’re far enough apart to not know about each other. Get the pair of them fettled.
     
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  16. Wayne the Punk

    Wayne the Punk Well-Known Member

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  17. spirit of 73

    spirit of 73 Well-Known Member

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    As Harry Hill would say
    "Only one way to decide"
    "FIGHT"!!

    In mud of course in bikinis :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  18. Draig

    Draig Well-Known Member

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    They'd be a bit overdressed wouldn't they?!
     
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  19. rooch 3

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    That’s like the one where the lad is shagging identical twins from Barrow without the other one knowing, his mate says do you never get worried about getting them mixed up, he says no the brothers got a moustache.
     
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  20. SAFCDRUM

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    Pick the one miles away. Still have a bit of freedom.

    Alternatively send pics and we'll choose for you.
     
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