I used to call the toilet, the John. I now call it the Jim. Boasting to my mates about how long I spend in the Jim gets a completely different reaction.
I asked my wife what women really want, she said ”attentive lovers” Or maybe she said.. “a tent of lovers!” I wasn’t really listening......
I went out for a Chinese meal last night and chatted with the old waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and had been a kamikaze pilot. His code name? "Chow Mein." I said, “Wait… didn’t kamikaze pilots sacrifice their lives?” He smiled and said, “Yes, but I was Chicken Chow Mein.”
