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  1. brb

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    I've indulged but more out of politeness, for the mere art of being sociable. Only time I have thick cream normally is on my Christmas pudding. I just tend to find the scones a bit boring and dry, and adding cream and jam, really don't do it for me. Think I'd rather be an afternoon tea person than a cream tea one, some little triangle sandwichs and fondant cakes, actually any cake, fruit, chocolate whatever...but not scone.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Needs a poll;

    Jam first, then cream
    Cream first, then jam.
    Who gives an actual ****.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    That's a **** cafe you're visiting mate ... get down to Ponky's and grab a freshly baked scone that's still warm from the oven ...<laugh>
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    The Cornish and the Devonians take this **** really seriously

    The same as they do with their pasty crimping, Cornish on the side, Devon on the top

    For the record. The Devonions have it right about the cream then jam, but having the crimp on the top of a pasty is a ******ed idea
     
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  5. brb

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    I've tried them at various places, they are ****.
     
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    They couldn't even agree on a joint music festival, who was going to headline. Cream or The Jam
     
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    As I don’t like cream, I’m definitely in the “who gives an actual ****” camp!
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

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    Has to be clotted cream btw ... none of this squirty can bollocks ...
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    scone, jam and clotted cream is a treat. Whatever order you put the stuff on it’s a dream.
    Get it in my gob!!
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    smashing a cream tea after a Cod and Chips <cheers>
     
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    Why would anybody even entertain squirty cream on a scone ?!?

    This is defo bubblegum ice cream territory
     
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  12. brb

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    No that's justy greedy and only fat obese people do that. :bandit:
     
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    Not a problem in Devon and Cornwall admittedly... but some areas of the country take right ****ing liberties ...
     
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    Should be made a criminal offence really.
     
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    ... way more serious than putting some graffiti on a couple of planes IMHO ...
     
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    No gout about it <laugh>
     
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    Oh Dear :):headbang:
     
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    I thought the whole idea of crimping on the side , was so you held by that edge and ate the rest ?
     
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    Yep that's how the story goes. The crimp was for the miners to eat their pasty and then discard the part that was dirty from their hands.
     
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    I made a thread for exactly this y lazy ****ers.
     
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