Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Thankfully, he's kept his crunch

 

A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.
She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed.
Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from the nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself."
"Who is the third rose from?" she asked.
"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from the guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"

 

Dial-up t'internet and Napster, those were the days - I used to always look for Scandinavian users to D/L from on there, they always had high speed internet.

 

To the ad company in charge of the new Tango advert... take a bow...

 

We don't do politics on here but...

 

****er$

 

Just watching self esteem at Glastonbury, drawn the biggest crown in history, 3 billion watching

 

And I don't get it. And what's with the Sheff Wed top?

 

From Rotherham. Grandfather a few times back played for them . Long time fan apparently.

 

Oh let her off then