When I first made love to my new girlfriend she said that I was one in a million. I've since found out that she was telling the bloody truth !
Hi all. Advice needed please. I'm lucky enough to be on holiday from Dec 23rd to Jan 3rd and would love to go to a quiet place, without crowds, and preferably up in the mountains or in the countryside. Ideally an all inclusive resort type thing. I intend to spend around £10,000 - £15,000 between accommodation and food just to relax, unwind and enjoy the end of what has been a very hard year! Does anyone know where I can get the money??
I was talking to a sexy red head in the pub last night wearing a low cut top and short tight skirt and high heels!....She said, "Ain't you f*cking cold dressed like that?"
I was telling my mate that my wife has a weird habit of licking my balls. He said, " That's not weird. I wish my wife would do that." I said, " I didn't know that you played golf."
