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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Not my pic, but was this morning. this strike is about 1 mile from where I live

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    Told some recently widowed woman that she needs to get laid. Not the best comment I've ever come out with but she's annoying as ****.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    Just in the street at random or at the funeral or is there some context here?
     
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  4. luvgonzo

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    Just in the pub with a woman we're sort of know.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Was hoping it was at the funeral.
     
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    ****ing hell <laugh>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Gessa

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    Down in Cardiff for a concert tomorrow night, erm,not sure I'd come here unless I had to,bit rough around the edges and not sure I've ever seen so many obese lasses in one place
     
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    Don’t tell any in black they need to get laid is my only advice.
     
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    Enjoy lol, proper dump.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    These threads have been very full off anger the last couple of days, i can understand and see both sides but overall it is depressing where as a species we appear be heading

    I recently had a cute but almost strange wildlife encounter that brightened things up a bit

    I was watering the garden two nights ago when I heard a bird squawking at me and found a little ball of fluff with a beak that appeared to be a Starling not fully ready to fly so I thought I should rescue it and put on the shed roof so the parent who were also squawking could take care of their chick, it let me almost pick it up when it ran further down the garden and started squawking again, this time if flew but only a foot or so off the ground for a couple of yards and started squawking again, I tried for the third time to rescue it when it slipped through a tiny gap in the fence to next doors garden, by this time the parents were going mental so I left it to them and after a couple of minutes it was quiet again

    Last night I was feeding the fish in the pond when something flew over my shoulder and landed by the side of the pond, it was the fledgling from the night before, it looked up at me, then at the fish feeding in the pond then back up at me, then gave a chirrup and flew away, it weirdly felt as if the bird was telling me that it could now fly and did not need rescuing any more
     
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    ****in Hippie <whistle>
     
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    It was saying "still can't catch me y'old ****!"
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Not Lana Del Rey by any chance?

    I'm there later with my daughter.
     
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    Yeah, I'm not going to the show, as we could could only get 2 tickets together, so wife and daughter are going
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Well I'd say catch up for a beer, but you know what happens to people who do that!


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