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Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

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    When I see lovers' names carved into a tree, I don't think it's cute.

    I just think it's strange how many people take knives on a date.
     
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    I miss the old days when
    bills didn't
    have my name on them.
     
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    Apparently I snore so loudly it terrifies everyone in the car I'm driving.
     
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    I was walking past my fridge last night and thought I heard two onions singing a Bee Gees song.
    But when I opened the door, it was just chives talking.
     
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