Your kids must be so proud of you. When they introduce you to their mates, how soon is it obvious you have the intelligence of a pot plant.
You don't realise why that's not quite the 'win' you think it is, and you've ****ed up and shown your ignorance yet again do you.
Have those pesky gangs been smashed yet? With Sir Keir at the helm, I should think the numbers have gone down at least. Smash the gangs!