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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    like ****ty kegs after
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 10, 2025
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    a long day at
     
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    the local public toilets
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 11, 2025
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    cleaning the walls after
     
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    Swanitalian, Jun 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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    A fasta pasta bake
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 12, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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    had splattered against the
     
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    Swanitalian, Jun 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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    bowl while Starmer was
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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    Licking it clean today
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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    after a good rimming
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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    Like no other kind
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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    with man cheese fingers
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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    not offered by Trump
     
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    crusted on his skiddies
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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    as he phones home
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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    to tell his wife
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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    the fish smells dissipated
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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    and spread quickly past
     
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    Swanitalian, Jun 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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    revolving restaurant on fire
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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    but water was close
     
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    To nothing coming thru
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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