Didn't they get the memo? Only mags love goalscorers and their number 9 is the most famous in football!
Champions league must start early this year, Ponteland airfield is full of fat bald twats in their shirts
I was coming back from Tenerife in March. A bloke was sitting in front of me on the plane, obviously a Saudi, though not that loud, and not wearing a football shirt. I'd say about fifty or so. Onto the luggage roundabout and I see him walk away, leaving his other half to loiter and wait. A few minutes later,before the bags arrived, he returns with his Saudi barcode shirt on! The old imbecile had been to the toilet to change into it. I just laughed out loud at him.
Thought I'd got away on me hols with just one skunk in the airport... the second one was on my flight to Portugal ffs. At least he wasn't on my transfer bus
You'll see it again on return flight after 14 days of wearing it just hope you have seats away from him
Surprisingly none of them in my hotel heard a few mackem accents though, I’m sure the strip will be littered with them later mind
Alfor, canny so far. Today going to relax around pool, then tomorrow going to walk along the beach 7km into the town.
Bloke at work has a gravy stained top over the passenger seat in his truck, he's been away on hols for the past two weeks and I've been using his vehicle. I've taking it off the seat, rolled it up and put it in the box behind the seat. (Made sure I wore my work gloves before touching). It's the 2nd time I've done it and he kicked off big style the first time. Can't wait for the 2nd episode on Monday
