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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Amin Yapusi, Jul 17, 2022.

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    Me and my elderly neighbour were sat having a coffee in the garden yesterday putting the world to rights
    And we got on to the Middle East
    And just before he said.
    You can’t say out against the Jews can you!!
    He looked over both his shoulders
    <laugh><laugh>
    we were both pissing ourself
    He went can’t be too careful
     
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    You'll get a precision bomb through you kitchen window.

    Unless you're in Gaza. Then they'll just flatten the whole neighborhood to be sure.
     
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    I wonder if his parents will be there to watch him, there's always a first time I suppose. :emoticon-0138-think


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    Wonder if we’ll ever get the glory years back

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    That picture is genuinely vomit inducing.
     
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    Sickening
     
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    As least Gerrard was grateful for the ever present Security at the KC Stadium
     
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    Your starter for ten, do the Catholic clergy avoid bacon? That is all. :emoticon-0138-think


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    They're much rasher than other sects. :emoticon-0105-wink::emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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