The best one I ever heard was in The Sweeny when Carter said to Reagan "How was I supposed to know he had a dodgy strawberry, Guv" Took me a few seconds to get it and then I was rolling about in stitches. Bear in mind I was only about 8/9 at the time and not au fait with rhyme and slang "'nees up Muvva Brown" indeed.
Sir Kier announces full national enquiry into moslem grooming gangs: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7872pngj2qo
The Gammons are gonna hate this ... Sir Keir actually doing stuff after 14 years of Tory inadequacy and swerving ... can't wait for the blabbing excuses from Dullbert, Workshy Simon, Quasimongo, et al ... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7872pngj2qo
That's the lefty loony gammons votes gone with the ragheid population Stand by for ****holes like Lester to go up in flames
Is there a website where one can view statistics on flights from UK airports? I'd be interested to see how this affects one-way flights to Pakistan.
Or the one where they've cornered a slag on a piece of waste ground next to a big hole, which although very deep is his only way out. He turns towards Regan who says "It's a long way down Davey!" Davey replies "Too high for you Cozza!" And he jumps in. Cue camera to him lying at the bottom, clutching his broken leg and Regan turns to Carter and calm says "Fetch an ambulance George." The final credits begin to roll.
What, Pakis working young girls dung funnels under left loony run councils with the help of two tier policing Yup, you've finally got it you short arsed, baldy, racist ****ing octogenarian
Brilliant. I think we need to watch reruns whilst ****ing each others brains out. I'll bring the Babycham
Messenger of the Gods was a real standout, Adam Faith is about to marry Diana Dors' daughter, but can't keep his dick in his Callards. Regan (or Regal as DDors calls him) and Carter are genuinely scared of her and she was brilliant in this episode.