Off Topic Offensive jokes thread

I hovered over the like button and an air-raid siren went off?

 

Me and my elderly neighbour were sat having a coffee in the garden yesterday putting the world to rights
And we got on to the Middle East
And just before he said.
You can’t say out against the Jews can you!!
He looked over both his shoulders

we were both pissing ourself
He went can’t be too careful

 

You'll get a precision bomb through you kitchen window.

Unless you're in Gaza. Then they'll just flatten the whole neighborhood to be sure.

 

I wonder if his parents will be there to watch him, there's always a first time I suppose.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

 

Wonder if we’ll ever get the glory years back

 

That picture is genuinely vomit inducing.