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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Just so long as they're not backed to the hilt by the most powerful Nation on the Earth at a time when they are even more ****ing mental...







    Oh wait...
     
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  2. The B&S Fanclub

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    Some jiggery pokery going on there.
     
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  3. The B&S Fanclub

    The B&S Fanclub Well-Known Member

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    I don't see it ending well....And that's all I'm prepared to say. If I win the Euromills tonight I'm going to find someplace close to Alice Springs and hunker down.
     
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  4. Leftsaidfred-partdeux

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    So you'd rather sit back and watch Iran try and obliterate Israel off the map, which sure as hell would come at some point soon.
     
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  5. Newlandcasual2

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  6. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Would I?

    Thanks for letting me know.


    I'm with B&S; I'm away to Australia tomorrow if I win the lottery.

    I'll head to Melbourne though.



    On The Beach.
     
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  7. The B&S Fanclub

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    Good shout Ernie....Perth and Freemantle are okay. Some lovely beaches in that neck of the woods. And Margaret River for some great vineyards.
     
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  8. DMD

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    Terrible news coming from Merseyside this evening.

    The Birkenhead Tunnel has been closed and the speed limit will be reduced for the foreseeable future to 25mph.

    The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the tunnel approach recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

    A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, has confirmed in their report the problem was NOT Avian Flu but rather the cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts.

    However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws.

    By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, while only 2% were killed by cars.

    The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

    The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

    They discovered that while all the scouse lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry"...
     
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  11. rovertiger

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Sumatran_Tiger

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    Time Flies like An Arrow
    Fruit Flies Like A Banana
    -Groucho Marx
     
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