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Off Topic Your wild predictions for the future

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by GeordieGeezer, Jun 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM.

  1. GeordieGeezer

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    After seeing peoples reactions to the stuff i wrote about in the 'Trump' post regarding Brandon Biggs (about his correct predictions like the bullet damaging Trumps ear, the exact location of terrorist attacks etc) im wondering what would happen if we all made some wild predictions for the future...could be anything at all that you believe will happen that seems unlikely perhaps to most....like Newcastle winning the prem or even champions league by 2029 or Michelle Obama becoming the next President.....basically anything that you think a lot of people would say theres little chance of happening within the next 10-12 years but you think theres a chance....

    Perhaps its naturally far too hard of an assignment to say anything that actually will happen but interesting to see how many wild predictions come true as time goes by...
     
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    Roland to be happy with clubs transfer business :biggrin:
     
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    It's got to be believable at least
     
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    Obi to slim down
    Trev to discover a sense of direction
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    oh you mean realistic?

    Iran will get battered by the US in 2026
    NK to invade the south by 2027
    Putin to no longer be head of state I. Russia by 2028
    NUFC to be PL champions by 2028
    Mackems to get relegated again this season
    William to be crowned king In 2027
    Chippy to get a round in by 2028
     
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    Alien life to be discovered in the next 20 years (micro-biological).
    Crazy scale natural disaster and/or geomagnetic reversal to be recognized in the in 50 years.
    Habitation of another celestial body (30-50 years).
    Sunderland in our shadow (forever).
     
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  6. GeordieGeezer

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    I think Sunderland NOT getting relegated would be a wilder prediction considering what happened to this seasons promoted teams...although they have stayed up in the past after promotion i suppose.
     
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    I think would be fairly good calls if you get em right..they may not be massively likely at this point in time but not too unrealistic either...altho i can't comment on Chippy as never been to the boozer with him.
     
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    Elon Musk to die in 2029

    AI to commit a crime by 2030 giving world leaders a headache about how to limit AI
     
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    errrrm, bit of a contradiction here.
     
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    Marc Guehi to become Newcastle leading defensive goalscorer without ever pulling on the black and white stripes
     
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    Motorbike leathers are your cheat code.
     
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    Locks, plywood, tinned goods and a ****load of bog roll says otherwise.
     
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    We will sell all our best players and get relegated.
     
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    pop along to the next gathering mate and I’ll get you a pint.
     
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    Don’t fall for it mate. He told me he was going to get me a slap up Cantonese at a nice spot in Chinatown and I ended up buying him a McDonalds. That’s what you’re dealing with.
     
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    Or that time he told us that he realised it was going to be his round, told us he would pay for all the drinks, all day........then issued us with home made vouchers that the bar staff all laughed at and said wasn't legal tender <laugh>
     
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    .........Then there's the strops to the shops is you're 5 mins late <whistle>
     
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