I was in leeds and saw a bumper sticker on a parked car which read "i miss Liverpool" So I smashed the window stole the radio and the hubcaps and left a note saying " I hope this helps"
My friend sometimes puts her favourite chocolate bars in different wrappers. She got a bit mixed up yesterday and got her snickers in a twix.
And to think! People actually wondered how a couple of Ukrainian rent boys knew where Two Tier Keir lives and, what car he drove!