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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Sumatran_Tiger

    Sumatran_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    She speaks with a strange accent, so deep-down she is brown. Probably has tattoos as well.
     
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    Dirty bitch
     
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    So you think it's ok for a law enforcement officer to discharge their weapon and hit a civilian if there is a mob behind them?

    Regardless I'm convinced he shot her on purpose. Whether she should have been filming where she was is another question, but he shouldn't have shot her.
     
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    A pun enters a room and kills ten people.




    Pun in..




    ten dead...
     
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    A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

    After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively,

    “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

    She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,

    “No, I won't sleep with you tonight!”

    Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

    Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

    After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.

    She smiles at him and says,

    “I'm sorry if I embarrassed you

    You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

    To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean $200?”
     
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    A man walks in his room after work and is surprised to find his wife lying undressed on the bed.

    After careful examination he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains.

    He rips open the blinds to find an undressed man standing there.

    ‘Who the hell are you?’ he yells.

    The undressed guy replies ‘I’m the moth inspector’

    ‘Oh yeah! what are you doing undressed?’

    He looks down and exclaims ‘Oh my god! I’m too late!’
     
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    A man is in a pub, sitting at the bar, drowning his sorrows. An old buddy sees him and goes across to speak to him..
    "You look well blathered. What's going on?" he asks.
    The man has tears in his eyes. "Well, I got home today to find a note from the wife, telling me she's run away with my best mate.."
    "That's a tough break," his friend says..
    "I know. We went everywhere together."
    "Well what's the problem? There's plenty more fish in the sea.."
    "What. I'll never find another one. God, I'm going to miss him."
     
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