Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

DAUGHTER: I need the toilet.
ME: *pulls into services*
DAUGHTER: Thanks.
ME: Make sure that you’re back in 5 minutes.
DAUGHTER: I will.
ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once.
DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother.
ME: Exactly.

 

It's an oldun but still worth reposting.

 

Not sure if this is the right thread--

 

Just finished a really big book on Stockholm Syndrome . It was a terrible hard read at first but I enjoyed it by the end.

 

A pun enters a room and kills ten people.




Pun in . . .




ten dead.

 

Wonder if they got a seat.