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Funniest moment of the season

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  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    What's your funniest moment of the season

    I have a couple but they both involve Trev <laugh>

    1) Spraying Obi with Rum and Black like a farmer spreading muck on his field
    2) Watching Trev trying to get into the Liverpool game with Magdads phone,
    Magdad not supplying his code number for his phone

    I'm sure there is more

    ah! 3) Anyone trying to keep up with Magdad's drinking and surviving -- multiple episodes ,<laugh>
    Chaos to confirm <ok> <laugh>

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  2. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Bruno's interview straight after full time in the final..i laugh every time i watch it..bless him.
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    No, the best one involving Trev was when he tripped over coming out of the Earl, pissed, tumbled head-over-foot all the way down the hill, breaking multiple bones, then landed in that pit full of rabid zombie tigers, who set about... oh, no, wait... that was just a dream, wasn't it?

    A sweet, beautiful, recurring dream.

    I might go and have a nap, to relive it all over again.
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I thought that was Chippy ????
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    Ideally both. Just like Jack and Jill in the nursery rhyme.

    I might need another nap...
     
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  6. Welshie

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    One of Murphys many funny moments probably
     
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  7. Magdad

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    1) Spit the dog wins hands down.

    Chippy in the lobby of hotel about 07:30 on morning of the cup final thinking a paracetamol was going to “sort him out” as we were booking Ubers to Wembley spoons needs an honourable mention….

    Some daft **** stood on wrong side of road for bus on Boxing Day game bound to get mentioned n all.

    and last but not least…… Hung being my personal beer holder last home game of season with free beer
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    that tablet did sort me out to be fair. Or it might have been the 7 pints in Spoons for breakfast.


    One highlight was finding the private toilet which we selectively let folk into.
     
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    Without doubt, Spit the Dog. A quite incredible moment.
     
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  11. Magdad

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    The ridiculous thing is me and Trev were showing each other cup final photos earlier. I have a pic of you dying at 07:44 and Trev has one of you looking the same at 09:35
     
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    To be fair to the ditch meister, 09:35 won’t have even been 2 full pints deep due to initial pacing.
     
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  13. Magdad

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    You've somehow made him sound like the Sherminator from American Pie <laugh>
     
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    Us lot all singing the Adam Johnson song arm-in-arm with John Beresford was pretty funny to be fair.
     
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    You mean his inital sweating and huffing while looking at the pint, to assess whether or not it would be safe to engage?
     
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  16. Magdad

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    I've never seen someone turn so green when faced with a tray of shots at 08:30am <laugh>
     
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  17. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Does this count from our "neighbours?"

    Screenshot_20250609_134950_X.jpg
     
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    This surely can't be real? <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  19. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Oh it is.
    They are ****ing mental.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    this is true. My ****ing digital payment receipts show I upped my game considerably after that.
     
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