Our local greengrocers is called Mamas 'n' Papas.... I bought a head of lettuce from there the other day but couldn't eat it as all the leaves were brown......
A man walks into a bar, he notices a sign on the wall that says hot dogs £2 cheeseburgers £3 and handjobs £10. A busty blonde approaches him and asks” what can I get you sweetie? Yeah, are you the one giving the handjobs? Smiling she says “why yes I am” “In that case” says the man “why don't you go wash your hands and make me a cheeseburger!!!
Admin: Thread does not offend me. However, considering the title I really don't want to have to keep an eye on a thread that might offend someone. Saying please do not come here if easily offended, I doubt would cover the online safety regulations that appled from March 2025 regarding content. Soz but Thread Closed.
