Off Topic Offensive jokes thread

Yeah, it got there quickly, didn't it?

 

Imagine getting all pissy about a poor play on words. Must be a German.

 

OFF ZE LINE, LIKE GEOFF HURST "GOAL" VAS, JA?!

 

Don't mention the var.

 

is somebody complaining about a joke on here?
If you find summat offensive, don't open the thread.......easy innit?

 

Yeah....**** off ya big teggy!

 

Was you a prefect at school?.

 

That’s why I never open a Twowrights post .

 

You're obviously not as daft as I am, hard to achieve though.


The views expressed in some of posts are sometimes mine, those that don't like them can **** right off. They also have the option of droning on and on, and ultimately turning others away from the cause they think they're championing.

 

What’s he say .

 

If he was he would have corrected your grammar so can’t have ( of) been ( being)

 

But I don’t give a **** about my grammar only stuck up ****ers do.

 

Bet ya Grandad does though.

 

When I get where he has been for many years I will ask him .

 

I've often felt I should complain because some of the jokes on this thread aren't actually offensive.

 

Our local greengrocers is called Mamas 'n' Papas.... I bought a head of lettuce from there the other day but couldn't eat it as all the leaves were brown......

 

I come here especially for all the jokes both offensive and not offensive. I like them both equally just to not offend either style of joke tellers.

 

I laughed at that so much I almost choked.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.