A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe that it may be Pharaoh Roche !
The number of people injured in the Liverpool parade car crash has risen to 108. 34 claim they were in the car at the time and suffered whiplash.
I phoned my boss this morning and said "I'm on the train heading to the south coast now." "What ?" He answered, sounding a bit annoyed. "It's 4:30 in the morning . . . . what are you doing on a train ?" "You tell me" I replied. "You told me to be in Brighton early this morning !"