Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Good morning to everyone except those people who put one sock on then one shoe. It’s sock sock shoe shoe!!

 

They're the same people who pulled legs off spiders as a kid.

Just wrong.

 

My local Chippy still wraps fish and chips in newspapers . . . . yesterday I got a Plaice in The Sun !

 

For the mags .

 

Thank fk my new chair has arrived.

 

I went for relationship counselling this morning with the wife. The counsellor told me I need to be more open with my wife about what I want in bed.
Apparently, "Someone else" isn't an acceptable answer.

 

It took a lot of balls for me to go on the Channel 4 show ”Embarrassing Bodies”.
Three actually.

 

A couple I know invited me round last night, to see their new 'bouncing baby boy'.
Long story short, he f*cking didn't.

 

I was on the bus when this young attractive woman started to breastfeed her child.
An elderly woman got up and protested saying it was the most disgusting thing she'd ever seen and would complain to the bus company.
In hindsight I really shouldn't have been w*nking at the time!