Good morning to everyone except those people who put one sock on then one shoe. It’s sock sock shoe shoe!!
My local Chippy still wraps fish and chips in newspapers . . . . yesterday I got a Plaice in The Sun !
I went for relationship counselling this morning with the wife. The counsellor told me I need to be more open with my wife about what I want in bed. Apparently, "Someone else" isn't an acceptable answer.
A couple I know invited me round last night, to see their new 'bouncing baby boy'. Long story short, he f*cking didn't.