Toblerone

Just treated myself. Still celebrating last weekend.

Small one though. Bloody lovely thay are.

 

Top tier confectionery. Love the fruit and nut one

 

Don't put it in the fridge! It'll ****ing knack trying to bite into it

 

Bit into one years ago, broke a tooth so put me off them for ages. Tried a piece again about 5 years ago and broke another tooth.

They are the devils chocolate, tasty and addictive but filled with diamond strength shrapnel.

(Also, you can tell there is no football )

 

The Swiss are a strange country. Don't get involved in conflicts, give their army a pen knife to defend themselves with but invent a chocolate bar that hurts you when you bite into it!

 

Aye, class. Fancy one now

 

Little ones are ****e, got to them big one where the triangles are massive!

 

Not much chance of that, all gone

 

If this thread doesnt beat the tfr window one for posts I will be amazed

 

Sure they used to be bigger, or maybe it's cos I was smaller

 

Lush, Toblerone....always have one on the go.
Never tried the white one, but the black was really nice (if you like dark chocolate).
The orange one is also nice, but nothing beats the original.

 

Like 70s porn bush

 

Gets stuck in ya teeth?

 

Loving that thought process

 

Aye and a git big hairy triangle. Sexy as ****.

 

I might be a heathen here, but I prefer the Twin Peaks ones from Poundland. Though I would never reject a Toblerone if available.

 

Hadn’t had one for years, have had 2 this week.

Summat in the air? Ha.

 

Tin hat on...massively over-rated! Half the time you end up cutting the roof of your mouth. Eating chocolate shouldn't involve a risk/reward analysis beforehand.