As I stood watching her half naked body, she was literally begging me to come and get her, she was so wet. I took out my c*ck and winked. And lost my job as a lifeguard.
I visited a cafe and ordered eggs for breakfast this morning. The woman behind the counter asked, "How would you like your eggs cooked." "Does it affect the price?" I said. "No, not at all." she replied. "In that case I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
