Best pic I’ve seen of her Still always blows my mind she was always shagging loads of blokes while he watched Weird
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” She was incredibly ticked now The next day the same parrot again said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, “That's not good,” and promised he wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, “Hey lady.” She paused and said, “Yes?” The bird said, “You know.”
A man takes his seat in the theater, but he is too far from the screen. He whispers to the usher, “This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I’ll give you a big tip.” The usher moves him into the front row, and the man rewards him with a measly quarter. The usher looks at his tip for a second and then leans over to whisper to the man, “the wife did it.”
So the Texas Solicitor General left his job after allegations of inappropriate behaviour, namely that he talked at great detail with many work colleagues about a fantasy he was having about his second in command. I defy you to guess how the sentence about his fantasy in the photo of the legal action below ends… … No really…even the weirdest among you won’t guess… WTAF?…
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Where's the fun in that? They could have at least angled the flame backwards and sat the cow on wheels. Vroooommm. How cool would that have looked?
