I had one of those,in white though of course. I should make it clear, I mean the van. It was my work van and home at rock festivals, bloody brilliant it was.
A man dies, and at his funeral, the 6 pallbearers are carrying his coffin into the graveyard, when they bump into a wall and drop the coffin. They hear a moaning from inside the coffin, they open it up and find that the man is still alive ! He lives another 10 years. After which he dies for real. Again, at his funeral the 6 pallbearers are carrying the coffin into the graveyard, when his wife shouts "Mind the Wall".
