Right now, somebody in Croydon is at Mayday getting treated for a ruptured eardrum Don't know why you assume it was the bloke stood next to me when I realised three seconds late that Johnson poked it home...
It was good to see Gareth Bale on hand for punditry. Not quite as partisan as Hoddle but clearly wanting us to win.
Heard from my son who was on the pitch at the lane. The only time I was on the pitch was at the old WHL when we were relegated. Talk about different circumstances!